Out Of Control Judges And Wombat Rape?

I don’t visit Fox News often, I have many reasons, but honestly, the biggie is that the Web site is aesthetically terrible. Most local sites are 50x better programmed. Anyway, I just couldn’t resist this story, Judge Sentences Three Men To Learn English Or Go To Jail

”Oh man, how can he do that?!?! That sounds highly illegal, I shall click to see what this means.” Yet another disappointment . The men he sentenced? They should probably be facing jail time, but the judge offered them parole on the grounds that they learn English. I’m still not entirely sure that this is an appropriate condition for parole but I imagine it is still legal nonetheless.

The other great find on my trip to foxnews.com? Check out the most read story on the website, Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat. Now, I’m not saying this says something about people who read Fox News, but I’m not saying it doesn’t either. The dude later plead guilty ”to using a phone for a fictitious purpose.” Shocker